That One Time I Licked...

So remember yesterday I told you about this recipe I was going to try?  Welp, I tried it alright.  I haven't decided if it was the process or the outcome that was the fail...I'll let you know though once my co-workers and K&K's classmates taste it.  Since you can get the "real" directions through that link, I'm not going to bother with those details.  Instead, I'm going to give you the directions using pictures.  A picture's worth a thousand words evidence of insanity right?  So without further ado, I give you,

"Cookies -N- Cream Puppy Chow"!

This is what real people's "prep" counters look like.  Eff you Martha.

I don't think it's supposed to look like that...

Added some milk...that's better.

Yup, definitely better.

Mmm it's soooo hot...

I tried transferring it into the powdered sugar bag

with a spoon.  Fail.  My hand worked better that's what she said.

What, that?  That's always there.

Nom nom nom.

What can I say?  I love sugar.

I think I used too much.  Wait, that's not possible.

The brown chocolate did much better.

I need extra hands.

Hey there good lookin'...

How YOOUU doin'?

C'mere and let me taste you.

She's a biter!

I'm still cleaning my hands from this shit.

That just looks nassy (but it wasn't, trust me, I tested it several times).

 

What?  That's not how you clean your dishes when you're cooking?  Bite me.

Crushing oreos in a bag is fun.  They should use it in anger management.

Ivory and Ebony.

Yes, after all of those mufucking pictures I took, I didn't get an actual picture of the "finished product" when I mixed ebony and ivory together.  Maybe I'm not a real blogger after all.  This is what's on the table in the teacher's lounge.  Or what's left of it.  (P.S. No puppies were harmed in the making of this snack.  Kason was worried.)

Anyway, I'm sure if I had done "exactly" what the directions said and actually followed the measurements for the ingredients, it would have turned out even better.  But, considering how not fun that would have been, I'm ok with what I came out with!  Sorry if you were expecting to see those model like food pics that most food bloggers have.  I'm beginning to think that shit is fake or those women are superhumans because my food is never pretty and my kitchen never looks clean before, during, or after the process!  I keeps it real folks.

And that my friends, is why I avoid the kitchen like the plague.  And why I am thankful that Christopher and the boys were outside playing baseball while I acted redonkulous in the kitchen and snapped pictures of myself in the process.  I had outfit pics and v-day gift pics to post today too...but I'll save that for tomorrow. 

Happy Valentine's Day Lovelies!